I stumbled across the Landover Baptist Church site this morning – it cracked me up! The best ‘lets poke the stick at the nutters’ site I’ve seen, although I had already found the Eastboro Baptist parody of the pathetic (god hates fags) Westboro Baptists. From hilarious sermons to the children’s books including ‘Donkeys Can Talk, People Can Fly and a man named Jesus Lives in the Sky’ of which a reviewer says ‘This book is a wonderful introduction to “Creation Science.” Children will learn that people once lived to be 900 years old, that donkeys and snakes can talk, that the earth has four corners, that bats are really birds, that man is made of mud, that the first woman was made from a rib bone, that the world was made in 6 days, that God drowned everyone on earth one time because fallen angels were having sex with humans and creating dinosaurs, and much, much more!’ You can spend a wonderful hour or two there being thoroughly entertained!
Picking a favourite is hard – there’s just so many! But highlights include the Bible Quiz ( I got 100% but I just know my bible), the Kristian Kids Korner (I loved ‘Will I see Grandpa naked after the Rapture?’) and of course, the sermons including ‘I can’t wait to see people burn in Hell’.
I fully recommend you waste a morning there. Have a great weekend.
Here’s a taster of Pastor Deacon Fred (aka Chris Harper):