What? I hear you say. But, yes it is true. A talented geek (who shall remain nameless but I’ll call him Gary the Geek) has come up with an amazing invention. While looking into the area of future css and xml formats - whatever they are - he intercepted part of a news bulletin/feed which seemed to come from the future.
No, I’m not kidding - the content of the feeds seem to indicate that they are real and while I don’t pretend to have any idea how Gary the Geek is locating (if that’s the right word) this information - I feel that it is my duty as a citizen of the world to release what he finds.
It seems that the ‘feeds’ have many large gaps in them. I guess you have to expect that coming from this many years into the future - and Gary isn’t known for his dedication to accuracy (and tidiness, you should see his room…) - but he promises to be able to give me more in the coming months.
Here’s a fascinating newsfeed he pieced together from May 1st 2078:
The newly elected Liberal Evangelical Party government has announced today that it will be building secure containment areas within the major universities to hold the despised atheist scientists (REBUKE THE DEVIL!) who will be used to assist our blessed, sacred scientists in finding a cure for some of the horrendous plagues that currently beset our nation. The LEP stressed that at no time would these mentally unwell, but still apparently capable, elderly men and women be allowed to mix with the EvanChristian mainstream scientific community. The universities have conceded that since the introduction of mandatory evangelical-only studies, discoveries in most fields (with the wonderful exception of advances in Advanced Prayer Science of course) have been a little sparse.
Stay tuned for more from the … FUTURE
Tags: churches & cults, creationism, evolution, global warming, humour, intelligent design, science
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