Another news item has been un-futurized ( his term not mine. I wish I knew how he does it, I could make a fortune at the bookies…) by Gary the Geek:
From ‘The Arkansas Blessed Light’ newsfeed dated 21st October 2052:
The Arkansas Church Court has found two middle aged women guilty of lewd and abominable criminal behaviour. The two perverts were apparently neighbours who were caught in a disgusting situation (the court has censored the details) by one of their husbands.
They received lenient sentences of 17 and 21 years (one was considered to be under the influence of the other) and the husband of one has shown incredible Christian charity by not taking up the permitted flogging option. The other husband made a statement after sentencing of the satan-infected women saying “You know, I was finding it more disturbing every week that the evil harlot would pretend to have headaches and period pain whenever our weekly conjugal sex was scheduled.”
The local Majestic Blessed Pastor of their church also gave evidence that both women had recently refused to participate in their monthly women’s cleansing and instructional seminars at the Pastor’s home.
Stay tuned for more from the … FUTURE
Tags: america, christianity, churches & cults, humour
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