Gary the Geek has been busy (he says he has a new technique for extracting the future news feed content. Whenever I visit him he seems preoccupied with cat entrails and chicken livers, but I digress…).
From ‘The Florida EvChristian Daily’ newsfeed dated 23rd February 2027.
The University of Saint George W The Redeemer released a press statement today condemning plans to reduce federal funding for smaller prayer universities. The spokesman, His Most Reverent Majestic Knob, said “While we acknowledge that our modest university has not yet received the same blessings from God in areas like medical and mental health breakthroughs we don’t have the same prayer staff.
The large institutions, with their 50,000 plus prayer scientists are obviously able to achieve much more as our blessed Lord takes more notice of them - but we are still able to contribute. Among our notable achievements are the increased rainfall for two consecutive years that has been praised by Kansas wheat farmers who have said that our university saved their farms.
We would strongly object to any funding cuts, after all, a 3.9 billion funding package and tax breaks are chicken feed these days”
Wow. Sounds like the future of the educational system in the US will be interesting to say the least.
Stay tuned for more from the … FUTURE
Tags: america, churches & cults, george w bush, humour
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